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No offence people, but sometimes cheesy jokes are
fun, so lets hear some
An Irishman with a bad leg hobbled into a restaurant one afternoon. He
painfully sat down at a booth and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee
too.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth and asked the waitress for a glass of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus over there?". The waitress
nodded so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Hillbilly from Kentucky. He
swaggered over to a booth, sat down and hollered "Hey there sweet thing, hows
about getting me a cold glass of Coke!". He too looked across the restaurant
and asked "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded so the Hillbilly
said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke too.
As Jesus got up to leave He passed by the Irishman and touched him and said
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back
into his leg and got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness,
you are healed." The English man felt his back straightening up and he raised
up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Hillbilly. The Hillbilly jumps up and yells,
"Hey man don't touch me ...... I'm drawing disability!"
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