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Three men were discussing at
a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a
"tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three
musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house,
my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the
woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new
machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains
away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple
decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up
and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the
husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it
up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me
cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much
could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am
ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband
didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but
when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!
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