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One day Bill Clinton was
talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said,
"Whatever you do don't look under my bed." So while Bill was on vacation
Hillary got curious and decided to look under his bed. She found a
million dollars and 2 empty beer cans. When Bill came home she said,
"What's with the two beer cans under your bed?" Bill replied, "Oh. That
marks all the times I've cheated on you." "Well, I forgive you," said
Hillary, "But then what's with the million dollars?" He replied, "I've
started to recycle."
Three Boy Scouts, in uniform, were fishing in a boat one day when
they heard cries for help. They followed the sounds and found another
boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above water. Being Boy
Scouts, they went to his aid and fished the man out.
As it turned out, the man was Bill Clinton. The president toweled
himself off and caught his breath, and thanked the three scouts. He
asked if there was anything he could do for them.
"I'd sure like a tour of the White House," the first scout said.
"No problem," said Bill. "How's next week?"
"I'd sure love to go for a ride in Air Force One," said the second
scout.
"We'll leave aboard her tonight," Bill replied.
"I'd like to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery," said the third.
"I'm sure we can arrange that," said Bill. "But son, you're awfully
young to be worrying about that, aren't you?"
"You don't know my Dad," the scout replied. "When he finds out I helped
save your life, he's gonna kill me!"
Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to
Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100
bill out of the plane and make one person very happy".
Hillary thought for a moment then replied "I抎 rather drop ten, $10 bills
out and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said " I would drop a hundred $1 bills out
and make a hundred people very happy".
The pilot then spoke up and said " Why don't all three of you jump out
and make 250 million people very happy?"
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