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A cannibal son and his
father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the
street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father
rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a
very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she抯 to skinny.
After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.?sure son" the
father replied, drooling. 揥e抣l take her home and eat you mother!"
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be
skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then
they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as
quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they
poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write
a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he
writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now
it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are
confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon
as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To
hell with your canoes!"
A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice
for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The
cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market
specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs
of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A
plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a
politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little
curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between
the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how
many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"
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