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Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
 

When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free
 

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes