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I was driving along the Stuart Highway when I saw a sign saying "Rest Area 50 Kilometers" and thought WOW that¡¯s big
 

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
 

I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps".
I thought, my how times change! Speed used to kill.
 

* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!

* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!

* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!